Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday, Tom!

Make a wish, Tom

tap the cake

An Ode to Tom

Eight hundred hours in the Lands Between,

the maddest Tarnished we have ever seen,

Terraria dug up seven-forty more,

and Warframe pushed it past the four-five score.

tModLoader - another five hundred deep,

who needs sunlight? Who needs sleep?

The Steam library's doing all the heavy lifting,

while your social life is gently drifting.

Then somehow, between the boss fights and the loot,

you grab your clubs and go out for a boot,

a golfer-gamer, what a curious blend,

birdies on the course, rage-quits round the bend.

Now sixteen candles light the cake today,

an NVME drive is all you pray,

faster load times, fewer loading screens,

happy birthday, Tom - go chase your dreams!

- with love

The Steam Report
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hours played
Elden Ring0 hrs
Terraria0 hrs
tModLoader0 hrs
Warframe0 hrs

that's 105 full days of gaming, Tom

Incoming Transmission

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Happy Birthday, Tom. Sixteen looks good on you - even if you'll spend most of it in front of a screen.

Proud of who you are, proud of who you're becoming.

(Even if your screen time is terrifying)

(you get it from me)

Dad x x x x